Paul Merrill

Actor. Writer. Comedian. Mostly Human.

Last-Minute Halloween Ideas

Hey dummy, it’s Halloween! Don’t have a costume yet? No worries, because I’ve put together a list of dynamite costume ideas you can put together with little or no effort that will make you the envy of everyone at your group home Halloween party tonight.

1) Off-duty firefighter
2) NBA statistician
3) Pet store owner
4) IMDB database supervisor
5) Larry Talbot
6) Group home escapee
7) Out of work magician
8) Porn director
9) Undercover insurance inspector
10) Asshole

You’re welcome, and Happy Halloween!

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